If Jesus bought you a beer would you drink it ?

Akusai www

No, but only because I’m a teetotaler. If he offered me an ice-cold RC Cola, or a meal at In-n-Out Burger, then yes, I would have no moral compunctions on chowing down. Why look a gift horse in the mouth?

Paula Kirby

If Mohammed bought YOU one, would YOU?

bitbutter www

I’d accept a drink from Jesus if he promised that there were no strings attached.

‘He bought you a beer’ is an infinitely better reason for gratitude than ‘He died for your sins’.

Dave Hitt www

Sure, and I’d offer him a cigar in return, because nothing brings out good conversation like a fine cigar. Then I’d ask him what he thought of all the pain, suffering and horror his followers have done in his name.

I’d be pretty sure I was talking to a crazy person convinced he was Christ, but that’s OK – conversations with crazy people can be fascinating.

If I suspected he really was JHC, instead of a beer I’d get a glass of water and have him turn it into nice Bordeaux.

Eshu www

No. I generally don’t accept drinks from strangers, all the more so if they claim to be some kind of messiah.

Would you accept a drink from the reincarnation of Buddha?

logicel

No, I would not let Jesus Christ buy me a beer. I would suggest instead that I buy him a few sessions worth of psychiatric help to cure him of his messiah complex.

Now, if Jesus Garcia offered me a beer, no problemo.

SmartLX

If Jesus bought me a beer that would mean he was still alive, which would cause me to rethink a great deal. But I’d probably start by accepting the beer.

brian thomson www

It would depend on the beer. I don’t believe in the supposed “King of Beers”, if that’s what you mean.